A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.

The man said, “Men obviously enjoy sex more than women.
- Why do you think we’re so obsessed with getting laid?”

That doesn’t prove anything, ”the woman countered. Think about this
- When your ear itches and you put your little finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better
- Your Ear or your Finger?”