"Why Fishing Is Better Than Sex"    
 

-When you go fishing and you catch something, that’s good.
-If you’re making love and you catch something, that’s bad.
-Fish don’t compare you to other fishermen neither and don’t want to know how many
 other fish you caught.
-In fishing you lie about the one that got away. In loving you lie about the one you
 caught.
-You can catch and release a fish, you don’t have to lie and promise to still be friends
 after you let it go.
-You don’t have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish.
-Fish don’t mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.